Chuck Norris "My Hero"

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Facts about Chuck Norris

I would like to dedicate this page to my worshiper- Chuck Norris.  Standing at an atounding 5`4", Chuck Norris can simpily do it all, let these photos prove it to you!

Guns don't kill people, Chuck Norris kills people

Got your tickets? To the GUN show?

Take lessons from Chuck

Have you karate chopped a desert wolf lately?

Say hello to my little friend!

Knock Knock! Who there? Chuck! Chuck who? Im gonna chuck you into the river!

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Chuck doesn't sleep. He waits.

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

There is no chin under Chuck Norris' beard, only another fist

The leading causes of death in the U.S are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words.

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.